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How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).


I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.
Loves;
-Your name-

P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___, -The name of the person that tagged you-.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

Dear Gerry Dearie,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds outside of Chicago, and I saw you pull the toupee off Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that your Honda sucks. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I was never openly mocked about Oprah Winfrey imitations . Go burn.
Loves,
Elizabeth

P/S: You are so lifeless, horny wolf, Geraldine .

Bwahahahahahaha. Heyy Gerry, hit it back on me. xD

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1. The person who tagged you is?
- Geraldine Lee

2. Your relationship with her/him is?
- One of my best friends

3. Your five impressions of her/him?
- Great photographer

- Love her happy laughter

- High, like me

- Always there

- Lovable

4. The most memorable thing she/he had done for you?
- Being there with me in Orchestra Practice and still stood by me even when she got selected into the team. And even now when we haven't seen each other for ages and yet we are stll going strong!

5. The most memorable thing she/he had said to you?
- I can't remember the exact sentence, but I LOVE our gossips about a certain orchestra teacher. xD

6. If she/he became your lover you will?
- Crap. We are TOTALLY NOT lesbians! We love boys!! Lol.

7. If she/he became your lover, a thing she/he has to improve on will be?
- Gerry will NEVER be my lover! HAHA.

8. If she/he became your enemy, you will?
- Ohmygosh. That would be horrible.

9. If she/he became your enemy, the reason will be?
- I'd hate think of a reason that would ruin our friendship.

10. The most desired thing you want to do for her/him now is?
- To do? Give her a big HUG when i meet her for camp!

11. Your overall impression of her/him is?
- There's no one else like her. Special & Brilliant.

12. How do you think people around you feel about you?
- Er, that's for them to say.

13. The character you love of yourself is?
- My bubbly and quirky self.

14. On the contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
- Pretty much a LOT.

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
- Loving, unique, valiant, witty.

16. To people that care about and like you, say something.
- I loveeee you guys!!!

17. Pass this quiz to 10 people whom you wish to know how they feel about you.
1. Jaslynn
2. Geraldine
3. Khai Jett
4. Sumitra
5. Cassandra
6. Rowena

7. Xiao Ning

8. Kin Yen

9. Esther

10. Zi Yi

18. Who is no. 6 having a relationship with?
- HAHA. No one. YET.

19. Is no. 9 male or female?
- Pure female.

20. If no.s 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
- No. Not unless they're homo.

21. What is no. 2 studying?
- Well. Nothing. Her exams are over!!

22. When was the last time you had a chat with no. 3?
- Hmmm. A week ago I think.

23. What genre of music does no. 8 like?
- Japanese music.

24. Does no. 1 have any siblings?
- Yep. 3 ; two girls & a boy. See you guys on this coming Saturday!

25. Would you ever woo no. 3?
- Ohmygosh. NO.

26. How about no. 7?
- Are you crazy?

27. Is no. 4 single?
- Yep. For now.

28. What is the surname of no. 5?
- Tam.

29. What’s the hobby of no. 10?
- Er.. I know you like to read & like Japanese stuff. What's not to like?

30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?
- Ehh, I guess they have a civil relationship.

31.Where is no. 2 studying at?
- Sri KL.

32. Say something casual about no. 1?
- Heyy Jas. Bring me to SPCA to see those Siberian Husky puppies when I come down, k?

33. Have you ever tried developing feelings for no. 6?
- You've got to be kidding me.

34. Where does no. 9 live?
- Actually, I don't really know. Tell me, pls. =D

35. What colour does no. 4 like?
- Pink!

36. Are no. 5 and 1 best friends?
- They don't know each other. One lives in M'sia & one in S'pore.

37. Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?

- Ask her. ;)