Heart attack.

To a dear Miss....Pie,

Don't you EVER bloody do THAT again!

Yes, I realize that you actually did like

pissing him off with your chosen vocabulary,

not to mention your intent

to screw up your presentation,

but,

NEVER try an attempt like that again!

I'm afraid that my heart will just die of horror.

But I admit,

it did wonders for your ego, huh?

It would have been funny though,

if I wasn't so worried about the consequences.

Too bad everyone thought otherwise,

so the intended effect was a failure.

Just don't be so reckless, 'kay?

Well,

At least it wasn't such a boring day after all.

(;